Anyone Can Masturbate Under A Sheet T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve, Tank Top, Guys Tee, Ladies Tee

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Anyone Can Masturbate Under A Sheet Shirt – A Nod to Everyday Realities

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Anyone Can Masturbate Under A Sheet Shirt Details:

Description:

• Unisex T-Shirt: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton; Ash: 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% poly; Heavyweight classic unisex tee; Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton.
• Ladies T-Shirt: 5.3oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash: 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% poly; Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit.
• Ladies Ideal Racerback Tank: 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up.
• Men Sleeveless Performance Tee: 3.8-ounce, 100% polyester; Ultra breathable & moisture-wicking; Removable tag for comfort; Athletic, sleeveless, crewneck.
• Pullover Hoodie: 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color); Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece; Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing; Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
• Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt: 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Air jet yarn for a softer feel & no pilling; 1×1 athletic rib cuffs & waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching; Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low.
• Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt: 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton; Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Double-needle stitching throughout, Seamless rib at neck; Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Ribbed cuffs.
• Brand: Narutees

Product Benefits:

• Superior Comfort: Revel in the plush, breathable fabric that effortlessly moves with your body.
• Versatile Style: Seamlessly transition from courtside elegance to streetwear chic with this tee.

User Manual:

• Care Instructions: Safeguard the print’s vibrancy with a gentle machine wash.
• Ironing Tips: Shield the design by ironing inside out on a low setting.
• Fit Guide: Catering to fans of all sizes, this tee comes in a range of sizes.
• Storage Recommendation: Preserve the tee’s quality by storing it in a cool, dry environment.