A Scalpel, a Gloved Hand, and a Perfect Pun: The Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt You Didn’t Know You Needed. Let’s be honest: there are puns, and then there are scalpely precise, medically inclined, double-take-inducing puns that walk the tightrope between clever and absolutely deranged. Welcome to the latter category. Introducing the Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt, your new go-to garment when you want to mix surgical precision with unfiltered comedy.

When Life Snips Away Your Plans: The Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt Slices Through the Noise

This gloriously ridiculous tee features a gloved cartoon hand holding a scalpel, poised mid-procedure , alongside the now-iconic phrase: DUE TO UNFORESKIN CIR – CUMSTANCES. Yes, it’s exactly what you think. The phrase is a demented riff on “due to unforeseen circumstances,” reworked to highlight the, uh, “unforeskin” nature of certain medical procedures. It’s punny, it’s a little dark, and it’s absolutely perfect for the humor connoisseur who enjoys a solid slice of absurdity.

Whether you’re a fan of edgy jokes, an anatomy student with a twisted sense of humor, or just someone who respects the art of a good pun, this Due To Unforeskin Circumstances Shirt delivers. It’s equal parts dad joke and dorm room conversation starter, ideal for the person who isn’t afraid to get some side-eyes at brunch.

In a world full of safe, sanitized humor, let your wardrobe make a surgical strike. Just don’t wear it to your next urology appointment—unless you’re looking to cause total chaos in the waiting room.